EDM 1334: World Shin-Kicking champion

That this House congratulates Mike Newby on winning the World Shin-Kicking championship; recognises his incredible achievement in winning the title three years in a row, including his rigorous training and shin-conditioning regime; notes the unique Britishness of the sport; and thanks the organisers of the Cotswold Olimpick Games for the work they do to preserve this important tradition.